PhysX

Since I’m working in the UK I’ve traveled back to Belgium a few times. I tried out the different scenarios that would get me across the puddle of water that separates the UK from the main land and I discovered a quality I have. Eurostar, Eurotunnel, Seafrance and P&O were all happy to help me.

Apparently, every single time I go through the passport checks they think I’m a gangster and check my car and luggage for malicious contents. The guys from immigration and customs must notice some kind of gangster quality in me. Maybe I should use that quality to rob banks and stuff, care to join me? I’ll only select you if you seem as suspicious as I do though…

Since those guys already suspect me for all sorts of stuff I bought some stickers for my headlights. Those stickers make sure you don’t blind oncoming traffic. European vehicles have different angles in which the light is spread and, if not corrected, you can’t drive in the UK (well, you can but it’s illegal). I don’t want to piss the British customs off any more so I spent 7 quid to be legal on the road.

Cheers!
Bert